- New use for Windex
I haven't checked snopes.com to see if this actually works or not . . .
But they say that if you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked, you should sniff some Windex first.
It'll keep you from streaking!
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Zachary and Noah helped there Mom and Grandmom wash Pappy's cars. The following Sunday after church Pappy handed 5-year-old Zachary three dollars and told him "thank you for washing my cars." Then he also gave 3-year-old Noah three dollars. Noah said, "Pappy, can I wash your car again?"
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Zachary was talking to Pappy on the phone one morning and Pappy asked if Zachary's daddy had gone to work. "No, he's retired." So Pappy, knowing this was not true, asked to speak to Daddy. Then Pappy heard Zachary giving the phone to his three-year-old brother Noah as he said, "Talk like Daddy."
Zachary answered the phone at his Grandmom's house and the person on the line said, Is this Mississippi? Do you know who this is? Zachary said I don't know you Ms. Sippy.
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I just read that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?
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Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, "That's the first time I've ever seen carp-to-carp walleting."
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Natalie wrote Grammy a letter in cursive. Miranda was watching and told Natalie that she probably ought to not use cursive because Grammy might not be able to read it. Grammy says she had heard that they were not even teaching cursive and spelling in school anymore because to text LOL doesn't require either. "LOL means:" Lots of Love; Low orange Light; Lizards or Leotards; Lots of Laughs; Lots of Laughs; Love'it or Leave'it?!
HUMOR!
